I case you don’t follow the rumor mill of movie news, Jurassic Park 4 is currently in the works. Unfortunately, by “in the works”, I mean the entire writing staff is on crack. Here is a small snippet of the report.

Universal Pictures has officially begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which will film in Kauai, Hawaii later this year! Laura Dern confirmed her return to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler here as Sam Neill will NOT return. We’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

source: Bloody-Disgusting

I’m just saying….WTF? Dinosaurs with guns strapped to them, really? Really makes me wonder if this picture popped up at some point during the initial brainstorming meetings.

Now there is also rumblings about Steve “save us jebus” speilberg, directing the film, but if this is to be the actual plot, there is only one person that can save this movie… Samuel L Jackson! wait, shit he was already in jurassic park 1, and they ate his ass. Oh well thats not for me to figure out, but his ass needs to be in the movie no doubt. Till then, say your prayers for this script so it doesn’t turn out to be the flop we all know is coming.

update: seems the rumored plot of dinos with guns was a hoax. I guess we can all let out a collective sigh of relief.

Fresh off my post of the kanye west vs 50 cent retirement match, comes an exclusive^1. IM chat long between the two rappers:

Kanye: My Album is better!

50 Cent: No! Mine is!

Kanye: I have daft punk and PB&J on my album.

50 Cent: Who?

Kanye: Daft punk. The Robot guys, you’ve never heard of them?

50 Cent: Robots? Like transformers? Peanut Butter and Jelly?

Kanye: Nevermind.

50 Cent: Sounds cool you have robots on your album. I have gun shot sounds on my album, did you know I was shot a bunch of times?

Kanye: Yeah Yeah Yeah, we have heard that a million times, well I went to college which means I have smarter rhymes than you.

50 Cent: Robots don’t mean shit on the “streets”. You can’t deny that I’m just harder than you, I mean look at the biceps! Really!

Kanye: Biceps. Pffff… My Euro-trash-prepboy-ghetto style makes up for my lack of american street cred. duh. i mean really, i can pull off pink jumpsuits… you?… no way!

50 Cent: whatever man! kids don’t wear that stuff over here. you have to sell t-shirts and sneakers, and you know i got you there. how many times have you seen a kid walking down the street with my busted face on the front. Like a million. Oh and i have a video game, boo yaa!

And there you have it people, this is gonna be a showdown to remember, busted mug vs pink jumpsuit.

1. ok maybe not exclusive, or even real, but still funny as hell [↩]

“If Kanye West sells more records than 50 Cent on September 11, I’ll no longer write music,” - 50 cent

source: bbc news

Ok I’m not gonna say a word, but you all know what you must do. I don’t care if you have to give it away, buy Kanye’s album for the good of the nation. On the other hand, I really don’t like Kanye, he’s a smug, whiny lil bitch lately, and I could care less. You know what, nevermind, screw both of them. don’t buy either one.

Ok people, let’s talk a little baseball. And I do mean a little.

So it seems that some guy named Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron’s record the other day. Pretty ironic that he did it against the Nationals^1. . Like many others, I question the validity of him breaking the record and I will only celebrate Hank’s record.

But the point of this post isn’t to argue over whether or not Bonds is on the juice or if the armor he wears is more than it seems. It’s to highlight what is probably the greatest sports related t-shirt ever.

source: upper playground & the hundreds

Now I don’t like the SF Giants or Bonds, but I’d wear this shirt till it fell apart. I mean, at some point I have to start reppin my new hood, and I think this would be the best start. The shirt is scheduled for fall release from Upper Playground, so check them out in a month or so to see if they have it. Later.

1. I’m from D.C. and they’re my home team, although I’m a Yankees fan [↩]

So what your telling me, is that you have my rebate form and everything, and can confirm it, but its gonna take you 10-12 weeks to send me my damn money for the rebate? WTF? I’m used to hearing like 6-8 weeks for things like this but 12? What is at&t doing in all that time, oi….. Well thanks for letting my know, i think my next payment should take 10-12 weeks to arrive.