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A week or so ago, The Comsumerist wrote a rather well thought out article on 5 Expenses You Can’t Afford If You Have Credit Card Debt . While they covered a vast majority of items that people don’t account for in useless expenses, I couldn’t help but think that they overlooked a few vital things that could have made this a much bigger list. Soooo, I made my own. :D

lotion
5) lotion
Yes I understand we all get a little dry and crusty from time to time, but spending about 10$ on lotion is just a bad investment. There is a great replacement thats been around for years, vaseline. This stuff is as cheap as it gets, and you basically are buying it by the pound. Unfortunately drawbacks do come with this, one being, once the sun hits you, you’ll look like a reflective strip, also if someone uses a flash to take a picture with you in it, don’t count on being anything but a white blur in the picture. But look on the bright side, if you get in a fight you’ll be ready to go a couple rounds without getting blood everywhere.
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losing track of time

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I planned to take like a week off from the blog, but I turn around and fuckin October is almost over and I haven’t posted anything. I can’t even blame the lose of time on drugs or anything, I guess I was just lazy, or retarded, or something. Shame I don’t have anything totally written, this will have to do for filler until I finish something. I have some new things in the works, so the site should be back in full swing in no time.

motha fuckin bacon

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Halo 3, goddamn you microsoft

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From day one, of the original Xbox launch I knew I was a Sony fanboy, and would bludgeon myself to death with a dual shock controller before I even so much as played an Xbox. The Playstation was just the superior system, had all the games, graphics and all my friends had one too, so we could sit around for hours talking about our exploits in Metal Gear, or Gran Turismo, etc. Up until now, I always knew what side of the fence I stood on, that is until now.

halo 3

me vs halo

By the time I finish writing this post, the world will have been many hours into the launch of Halo 3. I’m sure you all now a handful of people that either stood in line at midnight to get a copy, pre ordered it, or are hunting franticly to get their or copy.

conclusion

I’m really anxious to dive into the epic world of Halo, and am probably going to lose ungodly amounts of time out of my life, as is usually the case with these new fangled games. But I have this one fear in the back of my mind about this foray into the Xbox 360 and halo…

can't finish the fight, red ring of death

The Red Ring of Doom (rrod) scares the shit out of me, and I know once it happens, which its seems to be unavoidable, I’m afraid my Xbox might find itself airborne out the window. I guess thats the risk though, can’t have fun without living on the edge (of sanity). So, I’m looking forward to getting in some rounds soon with interweb friends. Feel free to post your gamer tag in the comments and I’ll ad you once I’m up and running.

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new family guy clip leaked

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Well its about that time for the fall season in TV land, and of all the new fall season shows, I’d have to say that Family Guy is definitely on the top of the list. So you can imagine my girlish glee, when I found this gem of a clip from the new season, leaked in the interwebs. Check it out, and don’t miss the 1-hour season premier this sunday (sept.23) on FOX.

Family Guy Starwars clip

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iphone rape

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iphone rape

So it seems that Stevus Christ1. has done it to iPhone owners again. Not even a month after telling early adopters that they’ve been cheated out of 200$, reports are out that next year they will be releasing a 3G version.

Back in June, having the iPhone run over the blazing 3G network was probably one of the biggest wish list items for future iPhone owners but instead they were treated to the decrepit 2.5G/EDGE network. Most early adopters decided to bite the bullet and buy the phone anyway, while other owners still gripe about being cheated to this day. For Apple to have released a 3G model this soon is basically a slap in the face, IMO.

Now as most of you may or may not know, I’m a strong opponent of the iPhone, and I could go on a huge rant with my one-sided views. But thanks to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, there is a better way for me to express what Stevus is doing to Apple fans with all this iPhone nonsense.

What happens after you buy an iPhone.

  1. Steve Jobs, Jebus Christ, come on that was obvious []

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