Every once in awhile there will be a natural disaster, a horrible accident or some random bad thing that makes you wonder to yourself, “Is God mad at me for something?” Well it seems that we really fucked up as a whole this time, because ole jebus is dropping the wrath hammer down this holiday season…
You heard it here first, armageddon is around the corner. Better drop to your knees and start repenting now.
In case you think this is some kind of horrible horrible joke, I can assure you it isn’t. I searched the intertubes and sure enough this godawful attrocity is in production as we speak. As I stare at the image, a little piece of my childhood just went up in flames. Time to buy some rosaries!
10 responses so far on wrath of god
Jul 5
11:01 pm
What the hell movie is this — “Alvin and the Rappin Rats”?? Why are they dressed like an 80s public service announcement?!?
Any why is formerly hilarious Jason Lee whoring himself out to the first godawful studio that throws him a script?? JEBUS CRIMINEY O’MALLEY.
Jul 5
11:05 pm
For the record, I am STILL pissed the hell off. WTF??!?
Jul 5
11:09 pm
But then, to be honest, I never actually LIKED that cartoon. And I like it even less now…
Jul 5
11:12 pm
This can’t be as bad as you think. It is still Jason lee and he’s still funny.
Sent with my iPhone.
Jul 5
11:12 pm
Jul 5
11:15 pm
Eric, I don’t think I’m talking to you anymore…
I’d sooner watch two hours of the Dramatic Chipmunk than I would Alvin and his ghey ass brothers.
Jul 5
11:41 pm
Oh, Jason Lee, say it ain’t so!
Jul 6
12:13 am
Jul 6
12:28 am
Wonder if Tucker’s silence was also sent using his iPhone?
Jul 6
3:11 am
some how, i don’t see jason lee as the father of three chipmonks.
the evil demon sent to destroy them? yes. their father? no.
(forgive my lack of caps. i’m eating an ice cream bar and it’s too good to free my other hand up for typing)