The days of of hot continuous releases for the Nike Dunk seem to be a thing of the past, and now i think they are just grasping at straws. Case in point, the latest attrocity, Nike Dunk Low Sponge Bobs.

Brands such as BAPE have thrust Sponge Bob into the streetwear lime light, which I question on a weekly basis, and people eat it up like it was a Michelangelo painting on a t-shirt. Now thats one thing, but these are god aweful, and gawdy beyond reason. If i saw someone wearing these I’d be forced to look away, if only to stop myself from laughing. I mean even the hardest thug would look like a fool in these. I think the only saving grace for these is the GS. What does that stand for you ask? Grade school, these shoes aren’t meant for grown ass kids, but for regular ass kids. but still, I think its bad parenting to put these on your child.

Thankfully they are only available right now in Japan with no US release date in hand. Did I mention that I don’t like them?