Fresh off my post of the kanye west vs 50 cent retirement match, comes an exclusive1. IM chat long between the two rappers:
Kanye: My Album is better!
50 Cent: No! Mine is!
Kanye: I have daft punk and PB&J on my album.
50 Cent: Who?
Kanye: Daft punk. The Robot guys, you’ve never heard of them?
50 Cent: Robots? Like transformers? Peanut Butter and Jelly?
Kanye: Nevermind.
50 Cent: Sounds cool you have robots on your album. I have gun shot sounds on my album, did you know I was shot a bunch of times?
Kanye: Yeah Yeah Yeah, we have heard that a million times, well I went to college which means I have smarter rhymes than you.
50 Cent: Robots don’t mean shit on the “streets”. You can’t deny that I’m just harder than you, I mean look at the biceps! Really!
Kanye: Biceps. Pffff… My Euro-trash-prepboy-ghetto style makes up for my lack of american street cred. duh. i mean really, i can pull off pink jumpsuits… you?… no way!
50 Cent: whatever man! kids don’t wear that stuff over here. you have to sell t-shirts and sneakers, and you know i got you there. how many times have you seen a kid walking down the street with my busted face on the front. Like a million. Oh and i have a video game, boo yaa!
And there you have it people, this is gonna be a showdown to remember, busted mug vs pink jumpsuit.
- ok maybe not exclusive, or even real, but still funny as hell [↩]
22 responses so far on kanye west vs 50 cent - a chat
Aug 15
2:20 am
You keep changing up your blog design every other week and I’m gonna start thinking I’ve bookmarked the wrong page.
Aug 15
8:16 am
Hahahaha classic!
Aug 16
3:21 pm
50 Cent: 1, Kanye West: 0
Kanye: PWNED in the 2006 Forbes earnings list.
http://coedmagazine.com/entertainment/Music/1912
Aug 18
7:38 pm
hi nice post, i enjoyed it
Aug 19
10:51 pm
Well put. I believe it.
Aug 20
4:42 pm
@steve g 50 has a LOT of worthwhile investments going for him, something mr. west should really do instead of buying shiny silver coats
Aug 21
10:54 am
Word? Damn… I really am going to have to boycott both those albums. Ridiculous is just ridiculous, no matter how you slice it.
Oct 16
7:19 pm
I THINK 50 CENT IS BETTER MR.WEST.
DID YOU KNOW 50 CENT GOT SHOT MORE THAN 9 TIMES MR.WEST WATCH THE VIDEO MANY MAN.
Oct 16
7:24 pm
GGGGGGG-UNIT
Oct 16
7:25 pm
GGGGGGGG-UNIT
Oct 16
7:29 pm
KAYNE WEST IS GAY
Oct 16
7:34 pm
YOU SUCK KAYNE WEST YOU FUCKED UP 50 CENTS ALBUMS YOU FUCKED HIS FANS BUT YOU DIDNT TOOK OVER ME YOU SUCKER
Oct 16
7:39 pm
YOU GUYS JUST MAKE DIFFERNT LIVES 50 CENT YOUR HAPPY WITH YOUR KID NOW KAYNE YOUR HAPPY YOU HAVE A HOUSE TO LIVE IN AND A CAR
Oct 16
7:44 pm
50 CENT HAS A VIDEO GAME YOU KNOW BETTER THAN YOUR SONGS !!!!!!!!! YOU DONT HAVE A VIDEO GAME RIGHT YOU SUCK MR. KAYNE.
Oct 17
8:50 pm
50 CENT HAS A MOVIE HERE IS A HINT GO FUCK AROUND AND GET YOUR DUMB ASS SHOT
Oct 17
8:53 pm
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF KAYNE THIS IS MY WORD MACANE
Nov 13
2:03 am
All my thoughts go out to you! I recently lost my “rock”,(grandfather), and didn’t know how to cope.I’m I’m not even a huge hip-hop fan but the loss of who made you is for you! best wishes for everyone involved, again, all my thoughts are with your family
Nov 13
2:10 am
All my thoughts go out to you! I recently lost my “rock”,(grandfather), and didn’t know how to cope.I’m not even a huge hip-hop fan but the loss of a loved one brings different people together. I just hope the cameras give you some kind of mourning period.
All my thoughts, Jeff McDonald
Dec 13
11:41 am
hi
Feb 3
12:57 pm
hi all
Jun 22
2:32 am
JOIN ONLINE MEETING
Jun 22
2:32 am
ARE U THERE