Now most that know me, know I have a short temper for dumbass children, probably part of the reason I hate myspace with a passion. You know them, the ones that think Leguna Beach is how life actually works and how pop singers are the greatest role models in the world. The ones that roam in bands around the mall doing ab-so-fuckin-lutely nothing but running their mouths and getting in my way. Must contain anger…1,2,3 now breathe, ok. It seems though, that the cellphone industry has started to push their products using the consumer based most profiitable to them, dumbass annoying children. Don’t know what I’m talking about? I’m pretty sure you do. First lets start with that damn T-Mobile commercial with the damn cheerleader.

He didnt break up with me I broke up with him,
ur not conceited u r just honest,
i think maybe our cheerleading squad should boycott tuna for a while,
i was gonna be the only one with the white swim suit and then she had it, too.
*sigh* can i like get a new battery?
What? You got ur head stuck in the sunroof? That is so not good.
I love chewing gum.
He’s like wutever and Im like wutever and hes like wutever.

Once it got halfway through, I was grinding my teeth and the only thing that was going through my head was how I’d pop that kid in the mouth if I saw her on the street. She just annoys the hell out of me, its like triggering the Hulk. Eventually the commercial faded into obscurity and I was spared the torture for some time. But now there is a new contender. Cingular has a new commercial touting the yet another annoying ass kid, this one showing off her ability too avoid the english language as a whole and abbreviate entire sentences. Its not the fact that she is talking like this, but the over arching fact that this generation has been taught that you don’t have to earn or work for anything anymore. Everything is handed to you and if it doesn’t go the way you want, you can just cry about how the world is so against you, or how your parents don’t really love you, possibly parlaying that into an emo music career. Ok i’m getting off topic.

Anyway, this commercial left me with the same Hulk smash feeling that the T-Mobile one did, and in my head I could imagine how the commercial would have ended had I been the parent of this kid. Luckily, I’m not the only one with the same hatred towards this commercial. a a fellow with artistic ability was able to translate my rage into a picture. Enjoy!